Resistance is futile.
Dolce will kiss you, and sit on you, and all attempts to avoid her will be met with more kisses, swiftly and furiously.
Although she may be big and muscular, (I sometimes lovingly refer to her as Arnold Schwarzenegger in a dog suit), she is the ultimate lap dog. That tough exterior belies a sweetheart goofball whose goal in life is to lick you to death!!!
Once her goal is met, she will wander off to play with the hose, attacking the water as enthusiastically as when she gives kisses.
Water and kisses. . . . ah the good life.